A NEW documentary about Victoria Beckham has turned Britain’s world upside down by revealing she had an eating disorder in the 1990s. How are you coping?
Steve Malley, cab driver: “My God. It’s always the ones you don’t expect.”
Jack Browne, curling sweeper: “So it wasn’t her who won the Gutbuster Breakfast Challenge at Captain Kook’s Roadside Eats in Stoke-on-Trent. I knew the picture on the wall was a lie.”
Carrie Ryan, landscape gardener: “Right. I presume the revelation that she wasn’t a particularly strong singer is being saved for the next documentary.”
Margaret Gerving, florist: “I won’t be as shocked as this until I hear about Kate’s eating disorder in 18 years time.”
Jordan Gardner, powerlifter: “Which Spice Girl was she? The fat one?”