BINGHAMTON, NY - According to witnesses attending a minor league baseball game Thursday night between the Trenton Thunder and the Binghamton Rumble Ponies, Trenton pitcher Ryan Bollinger struck outfielder Tim Tebow in the back with a fastball, and immediately turned into a pillar of salt.

Bollinger, pitching to former NFL quarterback and Ponies outfielder Tebow in the bottom of the 4th inning, drilled Tebow between the shoulder blades with a 94 mph fastball. As Tebow winced in pain, the New York Yankees prospect pitcher remained frozen in place and instantly transformed into a statue made from a white crystalline substance, sources confirmed.

Witnesses also claim two mysterious figures appeared in the dugout just before the inning and warned Bollinger against throwing any brushback pitch

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