ELIZABETHTOWN, KY - A cowering Chick-fil-A employee, frightened for his life, was reportedly instructed to kneel before a furious manager brandishing a katana after the cashier failed to respond to a customer's request for more Chick-fil-A sauce with the chain's customary phrase "my pleasure."
According to a source close to the situation, the katana is a favorite weapon of managers of the restaurant chain's various locations when they need to "get tough" on employees who fail to say the magic words even just one time.
"Aiiiiiiyaaaaaaah!" the manager reportedly screamed as she swung the ceremonial katana at the sobbing fast food worker, begging for his life, before stopping just inches short of his jugular. "I've killed more employees than I can count just for not saying 'my pleasure' wit