OTTAWA, ON

As part of the Canada 150 celebrations, the Trudeau Government has just announced the construction of a multi-billion dollar Cannabis Land theme park on Parliament Hill. After a rigorous consultation process, which included interviews with representatives of Disney and the City of Amsterdam, construction is set to begin this winter.

“Cannabis Land’s main attraction will be a large ice rink where Canadians can roll a joint and teach their children to skate,” said Culture Minister Melanie Joy. “You can sign up for your forty-minute high-skating lesson on our website.”

After the skate, participants will be offered a choice of Nacho Doritos or Old Dutch Ketchup chips.

“It’s just one way to celebrate everything that Canada has to offer,” said the Prime Minister. “So come on down

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