DATERS on the apps are increasingly using AI to do the difficult early bits of relationships for them. Have you been lured into sex by a large language model? These are the signs:

Was he totally different in person?

On your date, was the thoughtful, erudite, Byron-quoting guy you warmed to in chat actually charmless, dull and shit-thick? We all have off days, you thought, not realising you were in a modern version of Cyrano de Bergerac where Roxanne gave up full penetrative sex after a Pizza Express.

Did sex last exactly five minutes?

According to ChatGPT, the average duration of penis-vagina intercourse is five to seven minutes. A five-minute shag means your lover has correctly completed the act according to instructions. If you were left sexually unsatisfied, take it up with OpenA

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