OTTAWA, ON

Days after a Canadian sniper set a world record by killing an Iraqi man from a really frickin’ long distance, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is deflecting accusations that Canada’s involvement in Iraq has moved beyond the ‘non-combat’ role he had previously outlined. In a press conference this morning Trudeau referred to the famous kill shot as ‘merely a flesh wound.’

“You call that a kill shot?” said Trudeau, examining pictures of the deceased enemy. “Tis but a scratch!”

When reporters drew the Prime Minister’s attention to various gruesome details in the photo, Mr. Trudeau just scoffed.

“I’ve seen worse,” said the Prime Minister. “I mean, you should see the other guy.”

Reporters then supplied Trudeau with a graphic video of the kill shot, footage that the Prime Minister st

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