SOMERSET, KY - The Church of the Prophetic Word was sorely disappointed to discover an individual believed to be speaking in tongues was actually just a Hungarian exchange student, sources confirmed Wednesday. Andor Caparthy, 18, originally of Budapest, Hungary, was reading the Word of God to himself in his own language at an afternoon service when he unwittingly sparked cries of "Hallelujah!" and "Fire! More fire!" from the congregation.
Worship Leader Jenn Allen, who originally had led the raucous cheering as Caparthy meditated on the Scriptures in his native tongue, was the first to discover the disappointing blunder. "It's just that kid that's staying with the Anderson family," he announced into the microphone. "He's just reading the Bible, not speaking in tongues. Put the shofars awa