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In uncertain economic times, it can be helpful to look back at previous generations who achieved success and emulate what they did. Take Boomers, for example. They're loaded.
The Babylon Bee surveyed a group of Boomers to get their tips for building wealth. Here is what they said:
Get an entry-level job in fast food, save up over the summer, and buy your first home: Just like your parents did.
Vote for politicians who will give you lots of free stuff and stick your kids with the bill: Don't worry, your descendants will be totally cool with it.
Walk into your local factory, look the foreman right in the eye, and ask for a job: That's how it was done back in the day, so you can definitely do it now.
Purchase a bunch of stock in Microsoft right before it bl