EVERYTHING in the world gives you cancer, even reading this sentence. So it’s time for an honest assessment about what’s worth it and what isn’t. Here’s the ranking:

Talcum powder

It was always shite, and now it turns out to be asbestos? Once thought a necessity of baby-changing for reasons now unclear, parents have managed without it these last few decades. Being exposed as a killer isn’t going to give it any sexy edge.

Non-stick cookware

Whether through the simple act of frying, or because the non-stick coating apparently able to adhere to the f**king Space Shuttle during re-entry comes off on your spatula, the PFAs involved cause cancer. And you were trying to have a healthy omelette.

Barbecued meats

Now we’re getting to stuff you’d actually miss, but only in its ideal form. The p

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