SALISBURY, MD — Nationwide news outlets have begun reporting on a historic event: a local nurse has set a new record for time elapsed without mentioning her occupation is nursing, waiting a grand total of 3.0011 minutes.

"Ooo you have really nice veins – I know this because I'm a nurse! Did I already mention that I work in a hospital?" Local nurse Beytina De Abarca spoke to reporters and recounted those now-famous words. The prior record-holder is a Cincinnati nurse named Jessica Gwinn, who had only made it 2.59.07 minutes before crying out "I'M A NURSE!" after a dare to see how long she could go without talking about her job.

De Abarca recounted the moment her friends had realized she was approaching breaking the record. "I was just making small talk at a Superbowl party when I realized

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