WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court overturned all Matrix sequels, rendering them invalid. Warner Brothers will no longer be permitted to distribute The Matrix Reloaded , The Matrix Revolutions , and The Matrix Resurrections .

The court's official opinion was authored by Justice Clarence Thomas who explained that Reloaded was too confusing, Revolutions featured too much action outside of the matrix, and Resurrections was just an appalling mess.

"The Matrix is henceforth a single film and an online computer game," wrote Clarence Thomas in the court's official opinion. " The Matrix and The Matrix Online shall remain canon. The court's decision is final."

He also made it a point to list the directors as The Wachowski Brothers (with the word 'b

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