ST PAUL, MO — A local man is feeling frustrated, as he has come upon an interesting post on the internet, and there are no radical progressive journalists nearby to tell him whether the post is misinformation or not.

"This internet post is interesting, but alas, there are no militant lesbian feminist Communist members of the trusted media around to verify its accuracy! What will I ever do?" lamented the man, throwing up his hands. "I am lost in a sea of internet lies with no possible way of discerning fact from fiction! Woe is me!"

The man went outside to look for a woman driving by in a Subaru, or a recent college graduate with blue hair, or anyone else who would be able to assist him in his plight. Unfortunately, he was unable to find anyone and had to go the rest of the day without kn

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