Forget climate change, forget AI stealing jobs, and forget the businesses that thrive only on PowerPoint slides—the real apocalypse is unfolding under our noses, or more precisely, under our empty bedsheets.
Marriage rates are tanking, baby cries are fading into archival sounds, and humanity’s collective dream has shifted from “settle down and build a future” to “travel solo, post reels, and die with great lighting.”
And while we’ve been busy blaming social media, dating apps, and commitment-phobic millennials, the real silent assassin has been standing right there—holding a mic, making us laugh to death. Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for comedy on OTT and social media platforms.
The Population Crisis Is No Joke: Across the world, governments are in a state of panic. Japan i