MORRISTOWN, TN - As an expression of love, devotion, and infinite gratitude, local husband Jerbis Dorvney waited until after midnight on Mother's Day to ask his wife to change their kid's stinky diaper.
"My wife has done so much for me and the children," said Dorvney, hopping into bed at 12:01 AM while his wife took the malodorous toddler into the nursery to change the now-leaky diaper. "I couldn't think of a better gift than giving her a day free from dirty diapers while she prepared a Mother's Day meal for all of us."
The following morning, relationship gurus and marriage coaches had gathered in the front yard of the Dorvneys after hearing of the husband's selfless gift, insistent on learning the secrets that led to such a perfect, altruistic marriage. They received no sage advice, onl