Not the first VP that Hair Füror tried and failed to kill :

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail http://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u&#8230 ;

— John Ismay (@johnismay.bsky.social) 2025-10-19T20:57:52.014Z

So, while trying to distract people from the No Kings rallies, Cadet Bone Spurs decided to shoot live ordinance over Highway 5 (which effectively had to close), and ended up somehow damaging a California Highway Patrol car t hat was part of Cap’n Guyliner’s entourage.

“Missed him by that much.”

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