MAR-A-LAGO, FL — The Trump campaign revealed this week they paid WWF superstar Hulk Hogan three scratch-off lotto tickets and a meatball sub to appear at the Republican National Convention.
Hogan, who appeared at the RNC to introduce Donald Trump in an epic shirt-ripping show of force, received his payment immediately following the convention.
"Awwww, YEAH!" Hogan told members of the press. "I loved me that meatball sub, brother. Yum. And while I didn't win any money from the scratch-offs, I loved scratching them off! Awwww, YEAH!"
Hogan reportedly ate his meatball sub in an alley behind the convention center and washed it down with a lukewarm Mountain Dew Code Red. Trump expressed appreciation for Hogan's appearance and attributed his energy to boosting poll numbers.
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