Dear Abby: It’s hot enough outside, but is he ‘hot’ enough?

DEAR ABBY:

When it’s hot, I like to take my shirt off in store parking lots and toss it into the cart while I unload. It gives me some relief from the scorching summer temperatures. This seems relatively harmless to me, but what do you think? — BARE-CHESTED GUY

DEAR GUY:

The answer depends upon how “hot” you are. If you’re a buff, furry-chested male, it’s fine with me as long as you’re wearing sunscreen.

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