WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced this week that as part of the White House renovation, he will be installing a giant water slide on the roof that will go all the way down to the Rose Garden.
"Our country has been without a national water slide for far too long," President Trump told reporters. "When foreign dignitaries visit, we have nowhere to let them slide down into a cool splash pool. I'll be funding this project completely from private donations, and it will be a great asset to the American people for many years to come."
Designs for the massive new feature show a blue fiberglass slide starting on the roof of the White House and ending in the Rose Garden, where a large swimming pool will be built to accommodate the slide. The new pool will also feature diving boar