INTERCOURSE, PA

Dozens of lecherous Pennsylvania frat boys are upset and considering litigation after a visit to the small Amish town of Intercourse did not go as expected.

“I truly feel like we were misled,” said Alpha Sigma Sigma president Dwayne Smythe. “It’s awful. For a town called Intercourse, there sure are a heck of a lot of cattle.”

The fraternity had been planning the trip to Intercourse for months under the expectation that the town would provide exactly the sort of recreation that pathetic young men of their moral character desire. Instead, they spent the entire weekend canning beets and reciting scripture.

“The only thing the ladies around here offer are quilts, baked goods, and Bible studies,” said Smythe. “I didn’t come all the way from Pittsburg to spend my weekend read

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