ANAHEIM, CA — An exciting new attraction unveiled at Disneyland reportedly inverts guests and shakes their wallets out of their pockets.

Mickey's Magic MoneyGrabber is Disney's take on the future of economics and was opened at Tomorrowland in place of the old Innoventions building next to Autopia and Space Mountain. The ride lifts guests high in the air, flips them upside down, and shakes them around until their valuables fall out of their pockets. Then, as part of the ride, park cast members take all their belongings away and deposit them into the Disney Vault™.

"This is our latest innovation to get as much money out of our visitors as possible," said Disney CEO Bob Iger. "All your money belongs to us. This is just a new way of entertaining you and distracting you while we take it."

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