JURASSIC PARK — A scientist working on the seventh iteration of Jurassic Park asked her bosses today if perhaps they should consider making the dinosaurs out of papier-mâché this time.

With the last six Jurassic Parks all closing in disaster after several people were mauled and eaten by actual dinosaurs, Dr. Shleby Lewis began to question the wisdom of making the exact same park a seventh time.

"I'm not trying to be a 'Negative Nancy' here, but there seems to be a pattern with these Jurassic Parks," said Dr. Lewis. "Maybe, I don't know, we just make a brontosaurus out of papier-mâché and call it good? After six straight times of people dying gruesome deaths getting eaten alive, I'm just having second thoughts."

According to sources at the forthcoming park, the other scientists have igno

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