LANGLEY, VA - Settling into his office chair after popping himself a bag of butter-flavored popcorn Thursday, CIA agent Mark Neilson flipped on the Johnson family's Samsung television to binge-watch an entire season of their private life, sources confirmed.

While he only intended to watch a short snippet or two of their personal, private drama, Agent Neilson found himself quickly drawn in by the intricate plot line, entangled web of relationships, and snappy, clever dialogue.

"Man, I wonder if Jenna's gonna figure out that Jake is cheating on her with Carla anytime soon," Neilson said to another agent while refilling his cup of coffee in a break room. "The tension is killing me!"

"And I can't wait to see when Jenna's pregnancy test comes back. Man, if she's pregnant, Jake is going to be

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