WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the U.S. Supreme Court's 6-3 ruling overturning the constitutionality of Roe v. Wade , columnist David French was seen trying to sit at the cool lunch table filled with Trump voters.

"Pretty cool we overturned Roe , right fellas?" said French while holding his lunch bag of soy-based foods in one hand and waiting to receive a high five with his other hand. "I can't believe we all did it together as a team who always liked Drumpf. I mean, uh, Trump."

The crowd of cool Trump voters barely noticed him as they were busy fist-bumping and listing Trump's many, many wins.

Witnesses report that French, sweat beading on his forehead, took a deep breath then opened his backpack and pulled out a bright red MAGA hat. He then slowly, laboriously placed it atop his hea

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