Billboard recently dropped a ranked list of the Top 25 Halloween songs based on where they landed on the Hot 100 chart when they were released. This list has nothing at all to do with the quality of a song or its actual relation to Halloween as a holiday. It’s data and analytics-driven, simple as that. So, of course, I’ve taken it upon myself to rank their rankings, because I’ve found that I don’t like where almost anything appears on the list. Enjoy, or sorry if you don’t agree.

“Witchy Woman” In Last Place, Are You Serious?

“Witchy Woman” is an Eagles standard on par with “Hotel California,” and I can’t believe it’s been slandered in this way. It’s outrageous to put this song at the bottom of any list, unless it’s ranking the Eagles’ debut tracklist in alphabetical order. That’s fine.

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