FLOWER MOUND, TX - Pastor and author Matt Chandler has been tapped by the state of Texas in order to provide much-needed wind power by standing atop a wind turbine pole and rapidly waving his arms about his person.
Chandler was given a post to work part-time several days a week at a newly constructed wind farm near Dallas. The pastor scales the tall structure, and after a brief warm-up begins whirling his arms in a rapid circular motion, as electric wires hooked up to his muscular system harness the immense amount of power he generates.
"I do a lot of sermon prep, book work, and administrative stuff all day, you tracking with me?" he told reporters, who acknowledged they were in fact tracking with him. "So making a little extra dough on the side while practicing my animated preaching ges

The Babylon Bee

FOX 5 Atlanta Crime
AlterNet
The Washington Post Opinions
Vogue Fashion