The Reese's cups have all been eaten and another Halloween is in the books — meaning it's time for The Babylon Bee's roundup of the scariest costumes we saw in 2023! Read on -- if you dare:

National Debt Counter: Terrifying, even to grown-ups.

High School Acquaintance Trying to Sell You Essential Oils: She'll NEVER STOP.

Joe Biden's Chin: Grotesque. Just -- ugh, man.

Ghost: They're still pretty scary.

Post-Conservatorship Britney Spears: Move over, Michael Myers.

The Meaningless Existential Void of Materialistic Rationalism: So dark!

Unmasked Jogger: Spreading pandemics at a brisk 4-6 miles per hour.

Deer In A Kevlar Vest: Only an AR-15 can take down such a hideous beast. Yikes.

Kathleen Kennedy's Notebook of Star Wars Ideas: No! Aa!! Please!

Sister of Perpetual Indulgen

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