Make Nick Saban (or Urban Meyer) say no? That's no joke to LSU

LSU doesn't cheap out on hires, so almost anything seems on the table for this coaching search.

Urban Meyer, Nick Saban are typical pipe dream candidates. At LSU, pipe dreams can become reality.

Lane Kiffin for LSU? Now, that really makes sense.

Every coaching search starts in nearly the same fashion from the average fan’s perspective.

You think of your dream candidate. Let’s just say Urban Meyer . Because, well, Meyer or someone very much like him is often the average fan’s dream candidate.

Mr. Average Fan demands that the folks doing the hiring pull together some stupid money and “make Urban say no!” before moving on to other candidates.

Fast forward to the end of the search. The school hires some stiff who’s not named Urban Meyer, and not named Nick Saban , and the average