COLUMBUS, OH — Local dad Tripp Cashton was elated to receive his acceptance to Ninja School after nailing the feat of leaping under a garage door just as it closed.

According to Cashton, he didn't expect his performance to merit acceptance into a prestigious institution like Ninja School, but he's excited to make the most of the opportunity.

"I just kinda bent down and lithely slipped under, neatly avoiding the laser beams and letting the door close the rest of the way," Cashton said. "I've been doing stuff like that all the time, to be honest, but I can't wait to get to Ninja School and learn even more skills, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills. Maybe they'll give me one of those cool ninja swords, too. Cowabunga!"

Cashton's wife, Marcy, said that her

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