The Babylon Bee today is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a high-level U.S. President whose identity is known to us and whose job would be jeopardized by its disclosure. We believe publishing this essay anonymously is the only way to deliver an important perspective to our readers.

Look how great everything is! It's tremendous! This administration has the best president ever, and he is making America great again! The economy is huge! We have so many jobs, it's too many jobs and we'll need more people. Except we won't get more people, because he is also closing the border. And no more wars in the Middle East; now all wars will be in space. Trump is delivering on every promise. It's unbelievable! Everyone loves him!

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