Jamba Juice Now Offering Dirt Shots

FRISCO, TX - By popular demand, smoothie chain Jamba Juice is now offering shots of organic dirt.

The shots can be mixed in with your fruit smoothie or taken straight. Jamba Juice has promised only the highest quality, fine-grain, organic, non-GMO dirt.

"We already let you mix grass and sticks in with your smoothie---this was the next logical step," a representative said. "Do you want to show your friends you only drink the finest all-natural smoothies? Then it's time for you to get a few shots of Jamba Dirt."

"Our dirt is rich in vitamins and minerals. You might even say it rocks."

The dirt is harvested by trained experts all over the world. They are taught to look for only the finest samples of mud, dust, dirt, gravel, and rocks for the company. Then the dirt is aged over a six-month