These days you have to be careful when you’re using emojis. You don’t want to unintentionally seduce the pastor’s son. In order to aid clear and concise communication, the Daily Bonnet has created this handy guide to the most commonly used emojis to explain what they mean within the Mennonite context. Better safe than sorry.

😛 – The face with a tongue sticking out may look innocent enough, but it’s actually very suggestive. Be sure only to use it when you’re trying to say, “Hey, Martha, my tongue is absolutely raw from all that . I really could use a glass of water.”

🍑 – Mennonites are not known for growing peaches. We’ve never lived in temperate enough climates for that. So you can’t interpret this one too literally. Instead, think euphemistically. Got it? I thought you would. You al

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