ST. CATHERINE’S, ON

Mrs. Berg of St. Catherine’s, Ontario has successfully flown all the way to Abbotsford this week without a single person noticing her thick layer of clothes.

“Got any bags to check?” said flight attendant Lois Peters. “Oh, pardon me, it looks like you don’t even have a carry-on.”

Mrs. Berg winked at the flight attendant before waddling up the stairs, wrapped in four layers of flower dresses, six layers of brown nylons and, somehow, 3 pairs of white New Balance sneakers.

“I knew something was amiss, when she could barely squeeze down the aisle,” said Peters. “She was sweating a lot and spilled over into the seat next to her. It was Mrs. Krahn who alerted us to the irregularities in Mrs. Berg’s attire.”

The plane had to make an emergency landing in Brantford where Mr

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