Approximately 900 individual proverbs are recorded in the Bible today, yet according to 1 Kings 4:32, King Solomon wrote at least 3,000. Apparently, he was wise enough to know he needed an editor. So what happened to the rejects?

Through extensive research, The Babylon Bee has recovered the following twelve previously unpublished words of wisdom composed by Solomon himself:

"Follow your heart.": Solomon reportedly thought this one was great until he realized people's hearts would lead them to total destruction.

"There is a way that seems right to a person, and it's fine.": Scholars speculated that this one just didn't really fit with the rest of the Bible.

"Trust in the Lord with some of your heart. I mean, keep your options open and everything.": It's just not smart to put all your

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