WINKLER, MB

The management at the local DuperMart grocery store has decided to keep the mask law in place this summer just so that local folks can have a public place to blow off some steam.

“After a year of the government telling them what to do, if gives these folks a sense of power and control in their lives,” said DuperMart manager Mr. Kroesky. “I mean some of them can’t really make it through the day without yelling at a minimum-wage grocery clerk, and we’re happy to provide that kind of service.”

Starting this Friday, DuperMart shoppers will be required to wear a mask, even though the province is only “strongly recommending it.”

“We’re really hoping we can get the average up to 3 or 4 freak-outs an hour,” said Mr. Kroesky. “They’re tilting at windmills, but, hey, at least they’re

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