There are no words to describe it. The English dictionary did not plan for this kind of mayhem and histrionics. To try and chart all that happened in Sunday's Bears victory over the Cincinnati Bengals would be, as they say, an exercise in futility.

I even asked AI for help on this story and all I got back was, “Nope, you're on your own on this one.”

It started with the first play, a kickoff return for a touchdown by the Bengals, and ended with a 58-yard, desperation touchdown pass by the Bears, right down the middle of the field.

In between, there were incredible catches by receivers; crucial penalties; trick plays galore (by the Bears, and they all worked!); a rookie running back getting his first start (Bears’ Kyle Monangai) and running for a ridiculous 176 yards; a 41-year-old in

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