Well, Johnny Depp is back. Following two widely publicized trials against his ex-wife Amber Heard that dealt with claims of domestic violence and defamation, it appeared, for a time, that the 62-year-old actor was written off by major studios. However, there’s a cosmic, mathematical formula for semi-cancelled celebrities—something like (x) time away divided by (y) talent level in your field—and the equation decided that 2026 marks the Pirates of the Caribbean star's return to Hollywood.

Next year, Depp plans to “bah humbug” his way back into Hollywood with a new adaptation of Charles Dickens’s The Christmas Carol . The classic tale follows a miserly old man named Ebenezer Scrooge who discovers the errors of his ways following a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and

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