The last time a security guard was spotted at South Park ‘s production offices in Marina del Rey was when Eric Cartman got deputized in 1998’s “Chickenlover” episode and started pulling over tricycles and ticketing cows. Respect mah authoritah!

But in recent weeks, the show has quietly added a real-life security guard out front — uniformed, if not visibly armed.

Reps for the frequently offending show declined to comment on the new hire, but you don’t have to be Professor Chaos to figure out what’s going on. The move likely stems from the heightened scrutiny following a since-pulled episode lampooning the late Charlie Kirk that aired only about a month before his September assassination. But creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone haven’t exactly been on a MAGA charm offensive lately. Ot

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