PORTLAND, OR - The very foundations of Christianity, a two-thousand-year-old religion with countless adherents worldwide, were shaken Tuesday evening, as local atheist and freethinker Bert Cooper left a Facebook comment in which he referred to the Christian God as a "magic invisible friend."

The explosive commentary was reportedly penned in response to a Christian's post thanking God for getting her through a tough day, sources confirmed.

"Yeah, go and pray to your magic, invisible friend in the sky," Cooper wrote, launching the missive that may bring about the end of Christendom as we know it. "Stupid fundie."

Believers around the globe are said to be walking away from the faith in droves after reading the earth-shattering comment, with numerous Christian leaders publicly expressing a

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