REDMOND, WA — Experts at the DigiPen Institute of Technology confirmed what many have long suspected: the greatest video game of all time is BurgerTime.

"We've been studying BurgerTime for years and have determined beyond a reasonable doubt that it is the greatest piece of programming ever assembled," said Professor Edmond Rolf, a member of DigiPen's esteemed faculty. "It's as fun as it is philosophically challenging."

In BurgerTime , players control Chef Peter Pepper as he navigates scaffolding to walk across oversized ingredients to make them fall down onto giant plates in a race to make the world's largest hamburgers, all while avoiding anthropomorphic hot dogs, fried eggs, and pickles — as all chefs do. Players compete for the high score, armed with only a small supply of pepper

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