It can be difficult to find a good Father's Day gift for your dad. In order to help you this year, The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research and compiled the following list to help you understand common differences between what dads actually want and what they usually end up getting:

What Dad Gets: A new set of power tools

What Dad Wants: Mom to stop coming up with new home-improvement projects

What Dad Gets: Socks

What Dad Wants: An armed and fully functional World War II-era battleship

What Dad Gets: A Father's Day card

What Dad Wants: A Father's Day car

What Dad Gets: A biography of Julius Caesar

What Dad Wants: To be Julius Caesar

What Dad Gets: A generic "Best Dad Ever" t-shirt from some random place

What Dad Wants: A based "Dad Is the Best" t-shirt from The B

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