RYE, NY - Bob Larson's neighbors claimed he was always friendly - an ordinary father, with a beautiful family and a well-kept home in an affluent neighborhood. But underneath the surface, evil was lurking, as Mr. Larson was just detained by the family unit of the local police department on suspicion of constantly subjecting his wife and children to "really bad puns."

An anonymous source informed authorities that Mr. Larson was working an abusive pun into "just about every conversation" with his family, prompting the investigation and subsequent detainment.

When an investigator arrived at the home, Mr. Larson offered him a water, to which the detective nodded and said, "Sure, I'm thirsty." Larson immediately responded by saying, "Hi thirsty, I'm Bob," prompting the official to immediately

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