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Ladies, sometimes you just have to tell your husband a really long, meandering story involving people he doesn't really know doing things that don't pertain to him. The important thing is knowing when is the right time to do it.

The Babylon Bee is here to help wives everywhere by giving you the following list of perfect times to interrupt what he's doing to tell him a story:

The last 2 minutes of his team's playoff game: The tighter the score, the better.

When he turns his nightstand lamp off and lays his head on his pillow: He wouldn't do those things if he actually wanted to sleep.

On a transcontinental flight: It's not like he can go anywhere.

When he's halfway out the door to go hang out with the guys: You can also try stopping the story to

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