Now that Week 9 of the 2025 NFL season is in the books, it’s time for an incredibly meaningful and serious exercise: NFL Power Rankings! What differentiates these rankings from all the others is that they’re THE only truly accurate ones in the entire universe. Hard to believe, I know. Let’s take a look at how all 32 teams stack up.

1 – Los Angeles Rams (Last Week: 3) – If Jordan Davis doesn’t block a game-winning field goal attempt, the Rams are 7-1 with their sole loss coming by three points in overtime to a division rival. They’ve yet to look bad this year. Matthew Stafford has been red hot lately; he’s thrown 16 touchdowns and zero interceptions over his last five starts.

2 – Tampa Bay Buccaneers (LW: 2) – The Bucs will be majorly tested upon returning from their Week 9 bye. Their nex

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