The hilarious knockabout farce Sandwich Guy vs. the World, presented onstage in Washington by noted impresario Jeanine Pirro, went to barely comprehending jury on Wednesday. But not before there were closing arguments that owed more to Abbott and Costello than to Marbury v . Madison. And on Thursday, the eagerly anticipated final act played out. From CBS News :

The acquittal of the man, Sean Dunn, comes after federal prosecutors failed to secure a felony indictment against him from a grand jury in Washington in the immediate aftermath of the incident. He instead faced a federal misdemeanor assault charge for allegedly assaulting, resisting, opposing, impeding, intimidating and interfering with a federal officer.

The alleged victim did himself no favors on the stand.

To laughs

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