The Daily Star is big Down Under and has a big offer for those ageing Aussies - as Steven Finn warns winding us up will only make Stokes more 'determined' to smash those old men in the Ashes View 5 Images If you poke Ben Stokes you will regret it says Steven Finn (Image: AP)

The Daily Star today offers a once in a lifetime offer for Australia’s decrepit cricketers - a free Zimmer frame. ‌

We're proud to be big down under and we're offering to help the creaky elderly Aussie squad with these walking aides to use during the upcoming Ashes series against a young and vibrant England team. ‌

It comes after concerns the ageing Wallabies would struggle to compete after naming just one player under 30 - 26-year-old all-rounder Cameron Green - in their squad for the series opener in

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