MALIBU, CA - A recent expose revealed that the arc reactor that powers Iron Man's suit is not carbon neutral. Tony Stark, the alter-ego of Iron Man, has responded by revealing a brand new robot suit that is powered by a large wind turbine.

"The next time I fight off an alien army, it will be with 100% green energy," Stark told the press. "You can say that in the next battle, I'll have the wind blowing at my back," he joked, then added, "though really I need the wind blowing at my front for full power."

There are some limitations to the new suit. For one, it can't be used indoors, both because the wind turbine ensures he can't fit through a door and also because there is no wind in there. The suit can no longer fly, because of power needs and balance issues. It also can't be used in space

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