Christmas houses? More like Christmas ham.

Christmas spirit? Give me Christmas spirit(s).

And, as for Rudolph, Frosty, Scrooge and the Snow Miser? I'll take rugelach, frosting, scones and a snowball old-fashioned .

In other words; we can all pretend that the holidays are about gratitude and piety, but nothing says "December 25th" like a decadent spread of food and booze (especially when its served in warm, nostalgic digs adorned with twinkling lights and tightly-secured bows).

This Santa season, then, go to church if you want to.

But don't miss your chance to devour three plates of lasagna under a gold wreath at the cozy local Italian joint.

Here are some of the most festive restaurants to visit around North Jersey this season.

'Miracle' Pop-up Christmas Cocktail Bars, various loc

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