Following Donald Trump's masterful recounting of the Battle of Gettysburg, the world has been awaiting his descriptions of other famous battles. That wait is now over, as Trump has provided his synopses of an all-star list of the world's most well-known confrontations.

The Babylon Bee is proud to reveal Trump's commentary on the following battles:

Battle of Stalingrad: "The Germans came in. You really gotta hand it to Hitler. Bad guy, don't get me wrong. But he came into Stalingrad. Rommel tried to tell him. 'Don't get involved in a land war in Asia, me boys,' he said. But Hitler didn't listen."

D-Day: "And the Americans, they crossed the water and landed on the beaches. Brits were nowhere. Nowhere to be seen. Very sad, what's happened to the British. Hitler, he was asleep. He's falle

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