LAS VEGAS, NV — After 48 hours of wedded bliss, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have announced they are getting a divorce, sources confirm.

"Over the weekend, we just felt ourselves growing apart," said Affleck to local media while demolishing a triple cheeseburger and a pack of cigarettes. "By Monday morning, we finally realized we were moving in two different directions and that saying goodbye was the healthy thing to do for both of us."

A spokesperson for the former couple confirmed that due to the fact that neither signed a prenuptial agreement, the two may not split amicably, with Lopez walking away with at least 100% of Affleck's material wealth.

"In life, the most important thing is to be happy," said Lopez. "And if there's anything we Hollywood stars are experts in, it's happines

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