WORLD - For a long time, it seemed as though Christians only liked two things: Jesus and burning books. From books of magic in the early church (because of the witchcraft) to Harry Potter (also the witchcraft), if it had words, we Christians were suspicious of it.

But after JK Rowling made the shockingly anti-science statement that biological sex is a real thing, it seems now the secular left are the ones burning Harry Potter books. All around the world, teary-eyed former Harry Potter fans gathered their collection of books, costumes, Legos, and other merchandise and piled them up.

"We condemn thee, JK Rowling, for the great crime of suggesting biological sex is real!" one woman in Portland cried. "Shame! Shame! Shame!"

"Well, we didn't see this plot twist coming," said one reporter as

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